Thou Will Surely Die … of High Cholesterol.

Brought to you once again from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal … who is not paying me to keep posting his comics, I swear 🙂

Seriously, if I had been there at The Beginning, it would have gone something like:

Gen 2:16
And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
Gen 2:17
but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not ea- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?  Can I not leave you alone for one minute??
Gen 2:18
And man said, Forgive me LORD, I am compelled to eat the leaves, the branches, and the bark of the tree,
Gen 2:19
for the blessed tree is both crispy and delicious, and there is no other food like it in the garden. 
Gen 2:20
And man continued to nom, while the LORD God did facepalm.  And the serpent LOLed most heartily, for it was funny.

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