Brought to you once again from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal … who is not paying me to keep posting his comics, I swear 🙂
Seriously, if I had been there at The Beginning, it would have gone something like:
And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not ea- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? Can I not leave you alone for one minute??
And man said, Forgive me LORD, I am compelled to eat the leaves, the branches, and the bark of the tree,
for the blessed tree is both crispy and delicious, and there is no other food like it in the garden.
And man continued to nom, while the LORD God did facepalm. And the serpent LOLed most heartily, for it was funny.