The Crisis Propaganda Center!

Are you pregnant?

Scared?

Alone?

Confused?

Have no fear:  Senator Jason’s Crisis Pregnancy and Spiritual Outreach Center is here to help.  Conveniently located in the heart of downtown Baltimore, we provide a wide range of services to suit the needs of those who have irrevocably sullied their bodies and spirits with sexual activity before marriage.  We’ll be happy to provide counseling and openly discuss all of the options available to you; well … most of them, anyway.  Thanks to the recent 2-1 ruling by the U.S. Appeals Court, we’re under absolutely no obligation to be honest with you about what we really provide.  Hell, you probably think you’re in a real women’s health clinic like Planned Parenthood, don’t you?  See, this is good for us, since we’ve been lying to stupid broads like you for yearsFor example, we’ve convinced women that abortion …

Actually, since most women who walk through our door usually don’t know much about fetal development, we generally just make up whatever facts we feel like at the time.  You probably won’t know the difference.  In fact, you will be so thoroughly convinced that you’re being given everything you need in order to make an informed decision that by the time you realize we’ve been lying to you, there will be no option but to carry to term.  Afterwards, we’ll throw some blankets and a few bottles of formula your way before kicking your ass to the curb.  Hey, we got you to see things our way through deceit and emotional manipulation, and now you have to live with the consequences.  Just do it on your own.

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